{"product_id":"sticker-system-not-ready-insert-coffee-progress-bar-laptop-sticker","title":"Sticker — \"System Not Ready. Insert Coffee.\" Progress Bar Laptop Sticker","description":"A cheeky, minimalist sticker that speaks fluent caffeine. This glossy kiss-cut vinyl shows a tiny progress bar above the phrase “System not ready. Insert coffee.” — a clean, monochrome design that slips onto laptops, journals, water-dish-propped desks, and coffee mugs to announce your workflow mood without words. It’s bright, durable, and easy to apply; the glossy finish makes the text pop while resisting light scratches. Choose white or transparent backing and one of four compact sizes to match your setup. For coders, students, remote workers, and anyone whose mornings require a reboot — this sticker adds a small, clever touch that starts conversations and signals the need for coffee before the keyboard does.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant eco-solvent printed colors; available in white or transparent options\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; comes in four sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Kiss-cut requires transparent PNG design file; not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":51288423530791,"sku":"44356718089379972613","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":51288423563559,"sku":"67811042250571865748","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":51288423596327,"sku":"27352744376784432741","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":51288423629095,"sku":"19991242638127523403","price":3.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/3884\/1639\/files\/13828123598189459779_1200.jpg?v=1777217135","url":"https:\/\/www.trixiestyle.com\/products\/sticker-system-not-ready-insert-coffee-progress-bar-laptop-sticker","provider":"Trixie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}